Will

 William (Bill) Strouse aka The man's man aka Mean grilling machine aka Casual Steelers Fan



League History (co-manager)

All-Time Record: 29-23 (.558)

2013: 7-6 (3rd)

2012: 10-3

2011: 7-6

2010: 5-8


 * 2012 Regular Season Champion (Big Dick Playas 3.0)


 * League Grillmaster

The second Dick of the BIG DICK PLAYAS. Not to say that this man's fallace doesn't require him to book two seats when traveling on a commercial airline. He is the second dick only because I am writing these bios and I prefer to speak about myself first and then others after. Just want to make sure no one took the fact that he is being referred to as Second Dick as a comment on his lack of size in the man region.

Now that we have that out of the way let's get down to brass tacs. The man knows football. His battles with George on naming draft classes have been revered for generations. He lives for a well executed zone blitz.

I have long believed that he goes to bed nightly with the following 4 step pre bed routine:

1. Brushing his teeth with his limited edition $450 commemorative Steelers toothbrush

2. Taking a piss into his $2300 Ravens Urinal, which he regualrly changes the face inside the actual bowl to match the most hated Raven that given year (this year I believe it is Flacco....Aim for the eyebrows bill!).

3. He takes out his lifesize Ben Roethlisberger collectible doll ($4200) complete with mouth and full "to scale" man parts. Undresses the doll out of its uniform, both performs and recieves Fellatio. Then returns the doll to the closet shrine he has assembled complete with locks of Ben's hair and toe nail clippings Bill was lucky enough to snatch up on ebay during a vicious 3 day bidding war with other casual Steelers fans.

4. He then puts on his head to toe Steelers Onesie complete with easy access flaps in the front and back, official steelers helmet worn in game by Big Ben ($1200) and curls up next to Kerri for the evening.

Don't be fooled by his nightly sexual encounters with the Big Ben doll however. He didn't earn the title "Man's man" from Jamie easily. He had to grill up hundreds and hundreds of lbs of assorted meats and drink hundreds of gallons of straight grain alchol to earn such a pretiguious title. But he has not only earned it but maintained it for years with no signs of slowing.

We salute you William / Bill Strouse and look forward to many more years of fantasy battles. Just try not to knock too many people unconcious with the python. Go Steelers.