Burns

 Alex Burns aka "Burns"

League history (2007-2009 solo, 2010-2013 with Will as co-manager)

All-Time Record: 50-41 (.549)

2013: 7-6 (3rd)

2012: 10-3 (4th)

2011: 7-6

2010: 5-8

2009: 8-5 (6th)

2008: 6-7

2007: 7-6 (2nd)


 * 2012 Regular Season Champion (Big Dick Playas 3.0)


 * 3-time Commissioner (2006-2008)

Alex Burns is a tenacious fantasy owner. As one of the two Big Dick Playas, he is known for his savy waiver wire moves and his Big Dick. One helps in a fantasy a little more than the other. But both are worth noting and always remembering. He is still searching for his first title with his co-schlong William "mean grilling machine" Strouse. But after a strong showing in 2012, I believe they may soon capture their first title and hang the trophies off their gigantic dangling members for all to marvel.