George

George Fuchs aka The Penguin aka The Ladies man aka George Fucks

League History

All-Time Record: 43-48 (.473)

2013: 4-9

2012: 7-6 (2nd)

2011: 0-13

2010: 10-3 (Champ)

2009: 7-6 (5th)

2008: 4-9

2007: 11-2 (3rd)


 * 2010 Champion (Balder Than You)


 * 2010 and 2007 Regular Season Champion (Balder Than You / Stalin)

George can be quiet at times. But when provoked he has a tenacious side as well. I have interviewed many ladies coast to coast who have felt the wrath of George Fucks and know how dominate he can be when he gets the juices flowing (picture it.........ok stop now). His bald head makes him more aerodynamic than any other male on the planet, limiting wind resistance as he plunges into you. Anyways enough about The Penguin's mating habits, let's talk football.



The 2010 champ is a champion of the highest order. Some say it is again his low wind resistence that lifted him to the hall of fantasy champs, others say it is his almost uncomfortably in depth knowledge of the players. He know's every players college attended, year drafted, favorite cereal, and the location of every mole on their body. He has been indicted several times in various states for his methods of gathering the above information, but never convicted.

He is a force to be reckoned with clearly both in the bedroom and in the fantasy world. Challenge him and be ready for the most aerodynamic human being on the planet coming at you.

PS

He is caught on camera very rarely. I was able to find only two possible photos that match the above description of this man.

He is either the seductive adonis in photo 1. Or this man in the blue shorts here in pic 2 clearly trying to coherce people on this boardwalk into paying him $5 in return for fellatio.