Katie

 Katie Lemieux aka The Woman aka The Girl who makes the men cry 

League History

All-Time Record: 36-55 (.396)

2013: 6-7

2012: 4-9

2011: 8-5 (6th)

2010: 5-8

2009: 3-10

2008: 8-5

2007: 2-11 (co-managing with Wizard)

[Editor's Note: Burns this first part was too uncomfortable for me to approve]

Her motto "Faulk You". They say "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Well in these parts of the country they say "hell hath no fury like Katie Lemiuex's fantasy prowess". I'm not kidding people say that. Often it is followed by the person they are speaking to saying "what the hell are you talking about?". But it is said nonetheless!There's only two things you need to know right away about Miss Lemieux, she likes penis straws and huge inflatable penises present at every meal. That's it. I could end this bio right now and anyone reading this would clearly have an accurate depiction of this fantasy warrior princess. But let's elaborate just a bit...

So go ahead and challenge the warrior fantasy princess. Just be sure you bring plenty of penis straws and giant inflatable dongs with you because that is what she requires from every person she defeats.