Matt

Matt Boucher aka The Daddy

League History

All-Time Record: 30-48 (.385)

2013: 5-8

2012: 7-6 (5th)

2011: 6-7

2010: 3-10

2009: 5-8

2008: n/a (14-team league, somehow Boucher WASN'T in?)

2007: 4-9

'[Editor Note: First picture is being vetoed, and the first paragraph goes with it. Much better picture.]'

There is one story in particular that The commish likes to tell which basically sums up the experience of knowing The Daddy. It was a cold winter night during their middler, junior, or whatever nonsense thing NU calls their kids these days. It was cold outside but inside 650 Columbus a party was heating up. The drinks were flowing, the music blaring, and general debauchery was unfolding. The commish partied with the best of them but retired for the evening as the party wore down. He went to sleep peacfully. However little did he know a disturbing event was about to occur in just a few hours.

He awoke to find The Daddy unloading a fresh stream of urine into his floor*. Now most people would be alarmed by this and perhaps put off. But I ask you, after seeing that face to the left would you really be surprised? The commish was not, laid back down, and proceeded to drift back to sleep as Boucher shook the last few drops off into the Bureau.

Some say he cleaned up the next day, others say he did not. But that is not what's important here. What is important is that we all have seen what The Daddy is capable of. That leaves just one question, Is this someone you would want to mess with on the fantasy battlefield. I think not. Good day.